Author: Psy-Q

In this game, the first-aid kits proudly wear a Swiss flag, whether they’re mounted to the wall or portable:

This rich Swiss doctor is obviously carrying a suitcase full of Swiss Francs to an impoverished person in need (but with a stylish blue tie):

No, Toonvectors, that’s not what a first aid kit is supposed to look like. This is a properly colored first aid kit.

If you’re in the middle of an emergency, just open these doors, presumably they lead to Switzerland, where everything is safe. And red/white.

This ambulance made by Fagus toys proudly carries the Swiss flag:

Found at Natural Pod. I asked them why they put a Swiss flag on this car. Let’s see what they answer.

No, IconsDB, that’s not an ambulance:

I don’t know what it is, but it might be a Swiss cheesemakers’ club car. It’s wearing a tradtional Swiss cheesemaker’s cap, after all. To remind you, an ambulance sign looks like this:

What’s this, a new member of the Swiss national snowboard team?

Ah, no, it’s a mislabeled ski patrol. And she is not alone:

This company‘s mobile first aid kid hoists a modified Swiss flag, and it has another one on the back of the backpack:

And on the same page, they call it a “Swiss Army Knife of trauma first aid stations” and even show a picture of a real Swiss army knife. You know, with the Swiss coat of arms on it? If you’re just as confused as they are, this is the international first aid symbol:

This game by Canadian developer Hinterland Studio has a confusing approach to first aid signage, sometimes using the Red Cross logo and sometimes the Swiss flag. It’s even mixed in one and the same image:

In this clip you can also observe how the first aid thing on the wall has a Swiss flag on it.

I wonder what’s in it. Gold? Chocolate? Cheese?

Here’s the shameful page I found it on.

In the Netherlands, at Schipol airport’s train station, the “first aid” locations are marked with Swiss flags in circles:

Stock photo from 123RF.